Wife 1.0
Dear Technical Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 4.3, Drunkenboysnight 2.5 and Saturdayfootball 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me please
Thanks
A troubled customer
REPLY:-
Dear Troubled Customer,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but it is mainly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 (or some other version) to Wife 1.0, with the idea that Wife 1.0 is the same as Girlfriend - merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. In fact Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and is designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and revert to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to eventually emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "WARNING - ALIMONY / CHILD SUPPORT". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF's). You must also assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but considered very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Chocolates 5.0, Jewellery 4.0 or Romanticweekend 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Shortskirtsecretary 3.3. This is not a supported system for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech Support.
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no offense intended ladies...i luv ya all...!!!!!!!
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 4.3, Drunkenboysnight 2.5 and Saturdayfootball 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me please
Thanks
A troubled customer
REPLY:-
Dear Troubled Customer,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but it is mainly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 (or some other version) to Wife 1.0, with the idea that Wife 1.0 is the same as Girlfriend - merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. In fact Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and is designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and revert to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to eventually emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "WARNING - ALIMONY / CHILD SUPPORT". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF's). You must also assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but considered very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Chocolates 5.0, Jewellery 4.0 or Romanticweekend 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Shortskirtsecretary 3.3. This is not a supported system for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech Support.
**************************
no offense intended ladies...i luv ya all...!!!!!!!
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