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Transparent Window Phone

This Window Transparent housing varies depending on the weather! Thus, in the sunny days, the screen will be completely transparent, on a rainy day it will appear virtual drop, but it is covered with frost. It's translucent screen will look like as well as present a window into a variety of weather. Beautiful and very original!!!!

Really a sensible mail, so forwarded to all...

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb


I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous


Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
- U2

- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
Why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
Wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car ofr his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.
--Anonymous


I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Some where I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
--Anonymous


She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
--Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs....."
--Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... At least he'll shut up after you let him in!
--Anonymous


A couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.

But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

How much Computer-Dependent are you – Test!!


Here’s a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.
Q: How Many Legs Do You Have?
To find out the answer, look down…
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Just Look down, not scroll down!!………lol.

Japan making Pensize Laptop. ? Do U believe.?




Look closely and guess what they could be...




Are they pens with cameras? NO



Any wild guesses? NO Clue Yet?? NOT YET
Ladies and gentlemen... congratulations!You've just looked into the future...yep that's right!
You've just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.

Here is how it works:




In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with bluetooth technology...

These are the forthcoming computers you can carry in your pockets .




This 'pen type of instrument' produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surface from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.







Can anyone say .'Good-bye laptops!'

Dear Technical Support



Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 4.3, Drunkenboysnight 2.5 and Saturdayfootball 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you help me please

Thanks

A troubled customer


REPLY:-


Dear Troubled Customer,

This is a very common problem men complain about, but it is mainly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 (or some other version) to Wife 1.0, with the idea that Wife 1.0 is the same as Girlfriend - merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. In fact Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and is designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and revert to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to eventually emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.


It is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "WARNING - ALIMONY / CHILD SUPPORT". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.


Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF's). You must also assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the "esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but considered very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Chocolates 5.0, Jewellery 4.0 or Romanticweekend 1.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Shortskirtsecretary 3.3. This is not a supported system for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,

Tech Support.

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no offense intended ladies...i luv ya all...!!!!!!!